Jobless yet thoughtful...

I am sure everyone is intrigued by certain questions or certain things to which they go "huh?????". Everyone consciously or sub consciously has this list of questions made up to which they are always searching answers for. My list has gone through several changes over years. Sometimes I do find answers and sometimes I just forget! ;)
Well, for now, mine is as follows.

* People from Poland Poles, people from Holland "Holes????"

*Irony when they say love is blind when lingerie is so popular!

*Fed Ex and UPS merge. I hope they call it "Fed Up"!!! He he he

*Its funny how only losers say "Its only a game"

*People learn to passionately swear only after they start driving! (Amazing connection there!)

*Totally unfair how sun lightens the hair and darkens the skin!:(

*Dearest Microsoft, Its damn annoying to click on "START" to stop Windows!!

*Hell with Noah!!! Damn You! Why did not not kill the last 2 mosquitoes??

*Okay fine, I am paranoid most of the time but then why??? Why do they call it a "terminal" at every airport!

*Brain cells die but the stupid fat cells live forever! (sob!!)

* What the hell is fry the onions till golden brown?? ( Thanks Soo, felt good reading your blog!!)

*"Apart"ments- Why??? the are never separate!

*When will they ever sell the liquids which we don't have to "Shake well" before use???? I am getting tired of it!

Well last one, popular question yet an obvious wonder-"Why does Donald duck not wear pants yet wear a towel after his shower?!"

some life quiz

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Spirit:	9.2
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Love:	10
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Ad-venturing into the dentist office

It won’t surprise me if your reaction to this (very valid and important) topic is "Yawn… what is so amusing about your trip to a dentist??" Well, a person who has ever been to the dentist for a filling would agree with me here.

A long anticipating wait, the embarrassment of being the one with the rotting tooth (especially if the dentist's evil elf is a cute one!), the agony of opening your jaw forever (You wonder-has the time stopped???), your appeal for clemency (on the sight of tiny but powerful looking diabolic munitions), intimidating light glaring at your face) which you don't understand why is enraged at you), gushing and drilling din… Sigh!!!!!!! The endless list! It is a frightening war you can't escape. It is a battle between you and the persistent dentist!!!

The after-thoughts of the entire ordeal made me tumble upon one hell of a realization- Man! I am not surprised that it was the dentist who invented the electric chair!!!

Situation: EMERGENCY!!!!!!!

Scene from ward at Hospital Turbulence:

“Talent Writing” is admitted in the ICU and is on the life support system “Hope Adivon”. Dr. Brain discusses the situation with one of her family members Heart De Vaish.

Heart De Vaish: You think she'll make it???? (Sounding anxious)

Dr Brain: The condition is critical and nothing can be said at the moment (sounding serious and grim)

Heart De Vaish: What do you think is wrong with her Doctor??

Dr. Brain: Her ECG (Esoteric Creative Graph) shows weak hope rate. Till her body pumps its own “Faith” she will be on life support “Hope Adivon” which btw is multifunctional. It is analogous to her own “Faith”.

Heart De Vaish: Ok... But why is this happening doctor??? Never did we realize that she had issues. She was perfectly healthy till sometime back. (Sounding sad)

Dr. Brain: I am sorry to tell you this but she is a tension addict. She is in paralysis. This I suspect is because of the way she has abused time. And she is suffering from severe “lazyiitis”. The tests report has shown “idle mind and body” which we believe has made her “confidence” very low. This in turn has made her susceptible to different viruses, deadliest of the lot being “virus X”.

Heart De Vaish: Good Lord!!!!!!!! Doctor!!!!! Everything is in your hands now!!! Please help!!!

Dr. Brain: Well, “Hope Adivon” will for time being keep her alive and will also fight “virus X”. But end of the day, it’s her body that should be able to pump its own “Faith”. Let’s wait and see.

Heart De Vaish: How can I help her doctor????

Dr. Brain: Actually I can save her now, but to keep her alive, you have a big role to play. I recommend high doses of “optimism” and “prayer” daily for lifetime. And also please help her stay away from “jobless internet chatting”. This will control her “lazyiitis”

Heart De Vaish: Hey... I think she is waking up!!!!

Talent writing is seen battling her eyelids.

Heart De Vaish and Dr. Brain rush to her bedside.

Talent writing: “Mein kaun hoon????? Mein kahan hoon?????” (Whimpers)

Heart De Vaish (sounding a little relieved): Looks like she will survive!!! Sigh!!!!

Dr. Brain (looking relieved!): This is a miracle. Babe! I did my work, now things are in your hand!

Heart De Vaish holds talent writing hands and smiles lovingly.

CURTAINS FALL